- Garlic breath: nobody cares how many slices of bruschetta or garlic bread you have eaten, you can even slug as much aioli or garlic butter as you want because nobody is going anywhere near those lips of yours. Garlic breath is also a great deterrent against vampires so stay well clear Edward Cullen this mouth ain't minty fresh.
- Only having to shave your legs five times a year. Save yourself the hassle ladies who needs a man when you can go around like a cave woman for most of the year.
- Furthermore you can wear whatever you feel like wearing . I don't care if you don't like the way I look, if you don't want to see then please just look away. However in the name of modesty, please do cover up your muffin top nobody wants to see what you have had for lunch for the past ten years.
- Saving a shed load of money on anniversary/Christmas/birthday/valentines presents. Instead you can spend the money on yourself, like those leather boots I just bought myself.
- Not being attached to your phone at all hours of the day because god forbid if you were not in contact with your significant other at all hours of the day. Also think of all the minutes and texts that aren't digging into your monthly allowance.
- Going on holiday by yourself and other such adventures where you can actually do what you want and not have to think about the other person because apparently not everyone wants to go around museums all week. Who knew?
- Table for one please? Not a perk you say but there you would be wrong, where else would be better for a spot of people watching.
I feel like I have only brushed the tip of the iceberg of some of the perks of being a single lady because there's undeniably a whole lot more perks. Please share if you feel that I have left anything out
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